[Hey, You!] The Human Sty

I'd love to thank the thoughtless swine that sits in the Orange Circle smoking his nasty cigar and littering the ground with his peanut shells! Are you so lazy and pig-like in your behavior that you cannot discard them in a refuse bin? My Border collie is smart enough to pull off such a menial task! My son is severely peanut-allergic, and he plays at the Circle on a regular basis with other peanut-allergic children. This is a life-threatening allergy that requires 100 percent attention, and fart sniffers such as yourself make my job of protecting my son even harder. Thanks, pal. And coincidentally, I hope you choke on your nuts!

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