Hey, You!

  • Baker, Baker, Bake Me a Cake

    You're the baker who didn't want to make the penis cakes for my fiancee's bachelorette party, citing your Christian beliefs. You know the Sistine... More >>

  • Coyote Beautiful

    You're the coyote who is being hunted by all the pet owners in my neighborhood. I first heard of you from several fellow dog-walkers who,... More >>

  • Food's On Me

    I was in line at Bruce's Produce the other day, and you were the random guy who volunteered to pay for my $13.50 worth of food after the cashier... More >>

  • A Nanny Scorned

    This is how the conversation must have gone inside your head: "Gee, should we keep the new dog that has already sent three family members to the... More >>

  • Nacho Grande

    When I arrived at the restaurant last week, you were clearing tables on the patio and motioned us in. As we seated ourselves, you quickly and... More >>

  • Blind Lady Sings

    I'm old and disabled, and at times, I find riding the bus a bit daunting. A while back, I was on the No. 24 in Fullerton. The driver, a very nice... More >>

  • 'Roid Rage

    You were the young man in the white-paneled workers' truck on Lampson, turning left onto Valley View. I was the older woman in a red convertible... More >>

  • Idiot Wind

    You were the old man in the Bob Dylan shirt eating with two women and a child at a Fountain Valley restaurant on a recent Saturday afternoon. I... More >>

  • Storage Wars

    You are the thieving bastards who broke into my storage space in Costa Mesa on May 1. You broke my lock, trashed my unit, stole my... More >>

  • Gas Station Preacher Man

    You were the friendly guy at the gas station on PCH who was filling up his truck. I watched you talking to a young man who was also filling up... More >>

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