You are the DB at the gym that I see every day at 6 a.m. We notice when you aren’t there because, for you, it’s apparently all a... More >>

To the rude woman who ran over my foot with her kid’s 100-pound stroller at Kohl’s: There is such a thing as right of way. Whether... More >>

You were my boss, a Christian Fundamentalist. Not only do I not believe in any gods (the Christian one or others), but I also don’t want... More >>

This is to the dumb blonde in the car in front of me at the drive-through lane for a chicken restaurant on Long Beach Boulevard. You seemed like... More >>

You’re the woman I saw early one morning walking the dog that looks like a cross between a Shetland pony and a mangy bear. Unless you had... More >>

To the fanny filmer at Trader Joe’s: Technology is a great thing. In fact, I used it to find YOU. If I ever see you with your camera phone... More >>

Actually, I am not even sure who you are, but if you are reading this and you lost a $10 bill at the District in Tustin on Jan. 17, I just want... More >>

Lame ChangeSo Long Beach just recently changed a former driving lane into a bike lane, and I admit that I was mistakenly driving my Volvo station... More >>

You know, working in stores that carry liquor along with food sucks enough without the retard who gets off work around 3 p.m. (still wearing the... More >>

You’re the creep who parked your car right next to mine in the deserted Home Depot parking lot early one morning. As I approached my car,... More >>