Dear idiotic, alcoholic, unemployed, unkempt, rude new neighbors who think your back yard is a tavern: When you woke me up at 2:15 a.m. for the... More >>

You were the middle-aged bleached-blond bimbo in the black Lincoln Navigator in Belmont Shore. We were far behind you when you decided to back... More >>

You are the septuagenarian codgers who regulate traffic coming in and out of San Onofre State Beach. After I pay $15 just to surf there, I then... More >>

Okay, I get the fact that your ex-boyfriend died more than six months ago, and everyone grieves differently—but really, honey, the big jug... More >>

I was trying to secure a metered parking space near the Newport pier on July 4. Like a vulture circling the scene, I asked some dude if he was... More >>

I hired a reggae band for my pool party on the Fourth of July weekend. As a responsible and considerate neighbor, I informed all my neighbors... More >>

To the blond circus freak pushing a stroller in Anaheim: You didn’t seem to care for me using the crosswalk while I was riding my bicycle,... More >>

I was a bystander when you hit that dog with your car on Heil Avenue. I didn’t see it, but I heard it: The loud thud-crack-HOWL! will... More >>

Mr. Professional Medical-Marijuana-Dispensary Owner/Operator: Your dispensary sold my friend hashish “capsules,” which are designed... More >>

To the surly dentist who stopped working on someone’s teeth to tell me I had no right to want to reschedule my appointment, for which you... More >>