My friend and I arrived during the previews to a nearly full theater. You and your friend were seated with an empty seat on each side of you. I... More >>

I was one of the two people who stood behind you at Costco while you returned a blatantly used and damaged table, a microwave used then taped up... More >>

I was the six-months-pregnant lady looking forward to walking the hills in Fairview Park. You were the likely adolescent hooligans who had... More >>

I was driving down the 55 freeway when I saw you, driving a newer Beetle, with one of those fireman’s hat stickers that firemen or their... More >>

You were the guy standing with a woman in the front of Sunny’s restaurant on Beach Boulevard in Huntington Beach during their... More >>

This is to the San Juan Capistrano salon owner who gave my wife and 9-month-old daughter the stink-eye when our baby felt the sudden urge to... More >>

You’re that girlfriend of mine who likes to shit with the door open and talk loud. Calling me closer to the door to talk isn’t a... More >>

Wife and I get a sitter to watch our child on a Saturday so we can play some golf. It’s a gorgeous day. We get paired up with you and some... More >>

To the Muslim dad who glared at me because I kept watching his prepubescent daughter: I’m not a pervert. But watching your daughter brought... More >>

You were the other white guy traveling on the bus with me and an old man who was embarrassing us both with his “anti-Mexican”... More >>