Thank you, thank you, thank you to my son’s first-grade teacher for clueing in the kiddies about Hanukkah. My non-Jewish, extremely... More >>

Hey, lady behind the glass partition at the Orange County animal shelter: When you set aside a cat for your friend, make sure you take it off the... More >>

Thanks for leaving the crumpled toilet-seat cover stuffed over the handicapped bar. I could tell it was used because the center part was torn... More >>

The company meeting you held? Which lasted an hour? The one you decided to conduct 15 minutes before I was about to get off? The meeting that was... More >>

You’re the jerk who walked up to my car in a parking lot in Naples. Unfortunately, the window was down. You stole my CD right from the... More >>

You are the frat-boy morons who party across the street every weekend. I usually ignore your drunken football-game re-enactment commentary, but... More >>

This is for the man who works at the Laundromat down the street. Yesterday was the first time I came by to wash my clothes after moving nearby.... More >>

I was working a booth at SevenStock. It was the JDRF booth, so all the money goes to the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation. You could call... More >>

I was on the Disneyland bus, half-asleep, minding my own business, going to spend a little quality time with my litle girl when I opened my eyes.... More >>

You’re the lazy “supervisor” who did absolutely nothing and let me scramble around getting YOUR work done for years. You would... More >>