You were the assy landlord who let that fat, uneducated bitch of a house manager and her blinged-out loudmouth husband have run of the place. For... More >>

You were the three teenage employees of the nasty sandwich shop I infrequently frequent, mainly because it's just a block away and cheap,... More >>

To the angry crowd at a local amateur-comedy night: I yelled, "FAGGOT" at the guy onstage to make a particular point. The guy was doing nothing... More >>

Now we can explain to you why we did what we did. We thought the abandoned parasailing board belonged to the man who was being airlifted into the... More >>

I was driving behind you yesterday on the freeway and watched you carelessly throw a cigarette out the window. I saw flames flicker off that... More >>

You are the much-older gentleman who invited me to dinner last week. I was the girl who drank a wee bit too much sherry. Things were fun at... More >>

You're the person who stole the pumpkin off my front porch last night. It wasn't much of a pumpkin, not particularly impressive in size or shape,... More >>

You were the missing Amtrak train agent at the Santa Ana station who did not appear at the window, despite my hollering through the tiny hole. I... More >>

You are the dickhead ex-boyfriend who threw my things on the lawn in front of all my friends at a Christmas party, then chased me down the... More >>

You were the dad who stayed up all night on the other side of the curtain upstairs from the hospital emergency room while my wife and I comforted... More >>