Hey, You!

  • Hey, You!

    Let this be a warning to any person who may get cut off by a giant black SUV—a Ford Expedition, I think—with a huge white eagle... More >>

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    I didn't mind dropping $400 to take my new boyfriend to see the Stones in Vegas, even if we were so far from the stage there was only one row... More >>

  • Hey, You!

    It's been a while since I was your underling in the post-closing department at that big mortgage company in Anaheim. It was bad enough that you... More >>

  • Hey You!

    You perverted beer geek! You are the most annoying regular at the bar where I work. Do you think I don't see the way you look at me or how you... More >>

  • Hey, You!

    There you were on the couch, snoring. At peace. We envied you. It was a long night, and our crew wanted to close up the coffee shop and catch... More >>

  • Hey, You!

    We were the small yet hardy band of weekly anti-war protesters who gathered three years ago, across from Marina High School in Huntington Beach.... More >>

  • Hey, You!

    Did you rape me? I'm just wondering. Remember that bar in Huntington Beach? You knew me well. You were my first. You told me my friends had left... More >>

  • Hey, You!

    There were two things that were on my kitchen table last night when I got home from work that weren't there when I left: your wedding ring and a... More >>

  • Hey, You!

    You and I were on the same twice-delayed flight to Long Beach. When we finally got on the plane, I saw you looking at me from your seat and I... More >>

  • Hey, You!

    You insensitive, thoughtless bastard of a bank manager. Don't you have any idea what's wrong with America? We've outsourced all our jobs and now... More >>

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