Hey, You!

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    You're the uptight new chick who just joined our sweatshop of a sales division. I understand you're fresh to the job and you want to impress the... More >>

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    You're the volunteer "marriage counselors" at the South County church who are supposed to help your fellow Christians with their "issues." Well,... More >>

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    You were the two skinheads on the corner of Pacific Coast Highway and 6th Street in Huntington Beach screaming "White Power!" at a handful of... More >>

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    Peninsula: from the Latin paene (almost) and insula (island). My island. You and your buddies busted a window on Newport Boulevard and scampered... More >>

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    Yeah, you—the Huntington Beach city cops who claim that a pedophile has more rights than the children they victimize! Like the time I... More >>

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    You: the middle-aged guy who needed to take a piss at one of the public restrooms just off Broadway and PCH in Laguna Beach. Me: the truck driver... More >>

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    It isn't just that your loser half-pint boyfriend went bragging to anyone who would listen that you were so smart when you put your assets in... More >>

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    You: the beautiful brunette hanging out with your co-workers in the front row at the ABC show at the Galaxy on May 12. Me: the guy you mistook... More >>

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    You were the punks who broke into our nursery school and turned it into a scene worthy of Helter Skelter. Couldn't you find anything better to... More >>

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    As I filled my car with gas at the San Clemente Mobil Station, I looked over at the car wash and saw that there was just one car waiting, a... More >>

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