Illustration by Bob AulI want my chess set back. Yeah, so we haven't spoken in months, and we're each happy with someone new. But I want my chess... More >>

Illustration by Bob Aul"The meals were wonderful," you told me as you left your table and we walked toward the front door. Then suddenly you... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulYou were with your boyfriend at a Newport Beach bar last Friday. Every time I looked your way, you were looking at me.... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulYou were the girl sitting next to your fat boyfriend at the Ruby's booth at South Coast Plaza a few weekends ago. There... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulYou were the punk kid riding in a girl's car with a "W'04" sticker on the back. I was the woman driving an SUV with the... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulAs a favor to your parents—who are my friends and who love you dearly—I began seeing the three of you for free... More >>