Illustration by Bob AulHey you, the slimy school principal with a gambling problem who insisted to parents and staff that over $2,000 was stolen... More >>

Hey you, the slimy school principal with a gambling problem who insisted to parents and staff that over $2,000 was stolen from the school this... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulWhen you were fired, we all breathed a sigh of relief. You're such a whiner—everyone else is to blame for what's... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulI was the quiet customer inside the hickory-scented humidifier, scanning the racks of Partagas, Cohibas, H. Uppmans and... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulWe used to be best friends. Turns out that you'd been saying I'm a slut and making up all sorts of fucking nonsense about... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulMe: the frequent female patron of the bar. You: the Napoleon-syndrome bouncer that kicked me out. I'm always at that bar,... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulTo the bottom-sniffing cop: you stopped me on my way out of a bar—a woman alone driving out of a parking lot at... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulTo the father who blithely ignored his three-year-old daughter throughout lunch: keep your kid out of my meal! While cute,... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulTo the rage-infested lady on the cell phone who almost ran me off the road: I was driving my eco-friendly car in the slow... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulTo the woman who refused to be seated next to our family: how dare you assume that dining next to a child will ruin your... More >>