Illustration by Bob AulI was volunteering at the collection center last Sunday when you drove up in something more rust than car. You had some... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulI guess you didn't find my "Re-Defeat Bush in 2004" bumper sticker as funny as I did. I'd only had it on my car for a week... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulHey, you: Remember me? The girl hosting her first garage sale? You were that crabby little lady in the straw hat who... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulYou and your buddy were sitting in the lower view section on the leftfield side at a recent Angels game. You kept yelling,... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulYou came by my boyfriend's sober living home one afternoon and ransacked his place and another resident's! In his closet... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulPerhaps my fresh-pressed suit and designer shoes fooled you, but like most limousine drivers, I am not a rich man. Yet as... More >>

Weebs—your funny, syrup-smelling, runt ferret of six years—is dead. I washed her, along with the sheets and towels and underwear.... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulYou set three fires behind the Ace Hardware/Goodwill shopping center in Huntington Beach on three separate early Sunday... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulA man could get killed going to the beach. In south Laguna, there are six county-owned stairways to the beach, and two of... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulOur spirits are crushed, one chubby, middle-aged coupon clipper at a time. On my first day at Albertsons, the biggest blow... More >>