Hey, You!

  • Honey

    Illustration by Bob AulWhen you close your eyes at night, I want the last things you remember to be the feeling of your car hitting my dog and... More >>

  • The Ass Bandit

    Illustration by Bob AulI understand that we men are a foul, disgusting and sometimes flat-out inhumane crew, but the latest shitstorm you left in... More >>

  • Park & Bark

    Illustration by Bob AulDon't get me wrong: I love noise late at night. A hundred people in my back yard drinking beer until 2:30 a.m.? No... More >>

  • Pop Off!

    Illustration by Bob AulAll you poppy poseurs walk around school like you're all punk and stuff even though you still listen to pop music. And... More >>

  • Lender Bender

    Illustration by Bob AulRemember me, you mortgage-lending FUCK? I'm the girl you hired straight out of the university to become your "right-hand... More >>

  • Frustration Translation

    I was with about 20 people at the foot of the Huntington Beach Pier, listening to the president's State of the Union speech on boom boxes. About... More >>

  • Sin-N-Out

    Illustration by Bob AulHelp me! I'm trapped at In-N-Out, the covertly Christian operation that secretly preaches its religion to you, my... More >>

  • Spandex Man

    Illustration by Bob AulNext time you bang on the back of my car and pull up to the driver's-side window screaming every four-letter word... More >>

  • The 4-Year Floor Manager

    Illustration by Bob AulHey, Mr. "Four-Year Floor Manager" at that massive guitar retailer! Yeah, you—with that lame pink button-down shirt... More >>

  • Love Letters

    Illustration by Bob AulDec. 23 at the Dana Point post office, waiting forever to mail packages in time for Christmas delivery. No. 61 had just... More >>

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