Hey, You!

  • Super Crass

    Illustration by Bob AulTo the little twats who sat beside us in Section S, Row 12, at Radiohead's Sept. 25 concert at the Hollywood Bowl: I was... More >>

  • Pigment of Imagination

    Illustration by Bob AulTo the dark-skinned teenage Chicano wearing the Confederate flag-emblazoned jacket: I wasn't looking for a fight. I just... More >>

  • Gansta Killa

    Illustration by Bob AulYou: the intoxicated loser in the back seat of your buddy's parked car on a side street in Huntington Beach, yelling at me... More >>

  • Little Big Men

    Illustration by Bob AulTo the assholes in the blue SUV who drove by the bus stop outside the Cerritos Center on Aug. 29 at about 10 p.m.: there... More >>

  • A Friend In Need

    Illustration by Bob AulHey, you: the fugly, butterfly-tattooed troll with ankles as big as your thighs. Just because you like to pretend you're... More >>

  • Hosed

    Illustration by Bob AulWhen we met, I thought you were the very embodiment of Woman: sexy, smart, funny, sophisticated, playful and the most... More >>

  • Hey, You!

    Illustration by Bob AulYou two are the most fuck-witted employers I've ever had the displeasure of working for. For months I endured your... More >>

  • Drugged

    Illustration by Bob AulYou were the guy at the Orange County Fair who gave me his extra ticket for the Roxy Music concert. Sure, I thought you... More >>

  • Blue Crush

    Illustration by Bob AulI've been secretly in love with you for the past three years. From the moment I met you, I immediately knew that you were... More >>

  • Crybaby

    Illustration by Bob AulTo the dipshit whose four-year-old son started screaming in the Costa Mesa post office on Adams last... More >>

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