Illustration by Bob AulI've been your manager for one year. I saw you take a three-month "stress leave" because you were being held accountable... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulHey, frat boy! Thanks for practically hanging around my neck a sign that reads "WILL SELL POT!" Walking up to me in broad... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulI've been watching you pour drinks for weeks now, and I really admire the way you substitute cheap-ass well hooch for... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulTo the blond teenybopper in the backseat of the white Jeep who yelled "Stop! Stop!" at me for no reason as I was running... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulSo you're the new girl, and everyone hates you. You think you're cool with your purse that an eighth-grader would wear.... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulWe've lived in the same apartment complex for years and always got along well with the management. Now you get installed... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulTo the geezer who so proudly crossed the picket line at Vons: yeah, I saw you telling the strikers they should be grateful... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulYou: No costume at a Gilligan's Island party. Me: Thurston Howell III, bumping and grinding, dirty dancing with you to... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulLast week, my 80-year-old mom and I had business at the social security office on the fifth floor of an impressive green... More >>

illustration by Bob AulThank you for the opportunity to fail your corporate personality test. It took me well more than an hour to respond to all... More >>