Illustration by Bob AulTwice a week for more than a year, you've come into the bar where I work, and you still address me by one of three terms... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulTwice a week for more than a year, you've come into the bar where I work, and you still address me by one of three terms... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulThere has been more than enough hoopla over the construction of the 73 toll road. Get over it! We now have an eight-lane... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulSaturday night, Dec. 1: A small group of us were at Disneyland, anticipating our first crime. When we saw Tigger wandering... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulI don't know if there's an afterlife, but if there is, and if you can still pick up newspapers, please read this. None of... More >>

Illustration Bob AulThe next time you decide to cut off someone driving a classic car, please consider this physics problem: I'm driving my '63... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulYou came home to find your boyfriend dangling naked in his closet from the end of a belt. At his feet, porn. Lots of... More >>