Illustration by Bob AulWe got excited enough to go check out your new bar. We loved it. Loved it so much we went again the next night. Loved it... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulHey, Dumbshit! Let me set the stage for you: it was a hot February day. You were driving a minivan. Parked outside the... More >>

Unless the rules of driving have changed and nobody informed me, doesn't one slow down and then stop upon approaching an intersection when the... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulI know you've been talking shit about me—I heard that your underage, immigrant, lesbian friend told you what a bitch... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulWe were both bored with our respective love lives and were looking for fun elsewhere (read: outside marriage). Before the... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulI'm not sure how things are done in the land Down Under, but here in the USA, we don't live like characters in a George... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulI'm feeling like the mule with a carrot held forever in front of my face. You keep promising we'll get married, but... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulHey, Jackass! Nice national sales meeting! We all fly economy class, drive our own cars, bike, walk or... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulFor the past small eternity, you have been constructing a wall around your residence on the hill above my little home.... More >>

Illustration by Bob AulHey! You with the gigantic, gaudy cross in my parents' neighborhood. You put up that 10-foot monstrosity for Christmas and... More >>