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  • Every Day is Casual Friday

    Illustration by Bob AulWe got excited enough to go check out your new bar. We loved it. Loved it so much we went again the next night. Loved it... More >>

  • Baby-Back Ribs

    Illustration by Bob AulHey, Dumbshit! Let me set the stage for you: it was a hot February day. You were driving a minivan. Parked outside the... More >>

  • Chicken Finger

    Unless the rules of driving have changed and nobody informed me, doesn't one slow down and then stop upon approaching an intersection when the... More >>

  • Tenants Court

    Illustration by Bob AulI know you've been talking shit about me—I heard that your underage, immigrant, lesbian friend told you what a bitch... More >>

  • Cold Sore War

    Illustration by Bob AulWe were both bored with our respective love lives and were looking for fun elsewhere (read: outside marriage). Before the... More >>

  • Aussie and Hairy It

    Illustration by Bob AulI'm not sure how things are done in the land Down Under, but here in the USA, we don't live like characters in a George... More >>

  • Mule-Faced Girl

    Illustration by Bob AulI'm feeling like the mule with a carrot held forever in front of my face. You keep promising we'll get married, but... More >>

  • Wait Till Next Year

    Illustration by Bob AulHey, Jackass! Nice national sales meeting! We all fly economy class, drive our own cars, bike, walk or... More >>

  • Neighborhood Buzzcock

    Illustration by Bob AulFor the past small eternity, you have been constructing a wall around your residence on the hill above my little home.... More >>

  • Welcome to Jesusville

    Illustration by Bob AulHey! You with the gigantic, gaudy cross in my parents' neighborhood. You put up that 10-foot monstrosity for Christmas and... More >>

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