Hey, You!

  • See No Evil?

    Illustration by Bob AulI overheard you the other day in the bar of a popular Newport Beach restaurant speaking your "patriotic" mind about what a... More >>

  • Make Mine Male

    Illustration by Bob AulTo the coffeehouse barista who thinks she's so dazzlingly beautiful that my daily kindnesses—in the form of smiling,... More >>

  • A Pussy, Too

    Illustration by Bob AulI don't know your name, but I'll call you Chucky. You ride a skateboard. Your mom told you to "take that fucking noise... More >>

  • Pile On

    To the person upon whose bike I left a pile of puke: yes, it was me. I admit it, and I'm sorry—as I sorry as I must be in order to regain... More >>

  • Food Fight

    Illustration by Bob AulEveryone warned against going to a restaurant on opening night. True to form, the Friday night launch of a little Chinese... More >>

  • Girls Make Passes at Guys Who Wear Glasses

    Illustration by Bob AulHey, you! Yeah, you in the Dickies & black Converse sneakers! I was the redhead in black, and I have a confession to... More >>

  • The Rabbit Killer

    Illustration by Bob Aul After swinging it around irreverently by the ears, you dumped your orange-and-white rabbit into the guinea pig and rabbit... More >>

  • Countess Hagula

    Illustration by Bob AulMe: just a temp filling in for the guy going on vacation. You: the most vile, obnoxious, repulsive, vulgar co-worker... More >>

  • Beating of the minds

    Illustration by Bob AulBefore I met you, I had heard that you were a regular guy who was a bit boring. Now that I know you, I think you're a... More >>

  • Erotica Conventionette

    Illustration by Bob AulLet me start by admitting I stumbled a bit with the communications, and a few other ladies gave me a similar... More >>

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