Hey, You!

  • Whoops!

    Illustration by Bob AulOn behalf of all Latinos, I apologize to all Anglos: sorry for discovering this county first and naming many of your... More >>

  • Such a Deal!

    Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent—to "Hey, You!" c/o OC... More >>

  • Too Much Business

    Illustration by Bob AulYou don't know me, but I live in the apartment building next door to yours. We all like to think that what goes on in the... More >>

  • Thank You, Teacher

    Illustration by Bob AulYou relentlessly pursued me until I succumbed to your advances. My weakness cost me my wife, my children, 70 percent of my... More >>

  • Animal Avenger

    Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent—to... More >>

  • Too Much Company

    Ilustration by Bob AulHey, Dickhead: nice meeting you at the company party last week. Nice to have you introduce me and my girlfriend to your... More >>

  • Goodbye

    Illustration by Bob AulAt the airport, you confessed only to being hungry. I gave you money for parking. Your last words were "Stay out of... More >>

  • Dognapper

    Illustration by Bob AulWhen I pulled into the parking lot at the grocery store, I found a spot next to your luxury car and let my friend go... More >>

  • The King of Players

    Illustration by Bob AulHey! You! Ignoramus! You've had so many signs that your WAY younger boyfriend of the past five years has been cheating on... More >>

  • P.O. Terrorist

    Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent—to... More >>

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