DEAR MEXICAN: As a college-educated Mexican-American, I've had my fair share of Chicanas in college . . . all of which my jefita considered putas... More >>

DEAR MEXICAN: Why do so many Chicanos claim to be Aztec? Chicano Stuck In Leavenworth DEAR GABACHO: You're right. The beaner love for everything... More >>

DEAR MEXICAN: Hey, mojado, since when do you think it's okay to fuck up the facts of your wretched culture and concentrate on the few who have... More >>

DEAR MEXICAN: Why do gabachos always feel the need to talk about money or trips they have taken? I always notice this when I am at any... More >>

DEAR MEXICAN: Is it just me, or has what to call our friends from south of the border become a partisan issue? While taking in both political... More >>

DEAR MEXICAN: One of your readers wrote a question about "DREAMers," and I have a thought on the subject. This is not a criticism, although I... More >>

DEAR MEXICAN: What is the reason for the colors of the Mexican flag?  Is there any razón it resembles the Italian flag, minus the... More >>

DEAR MEXICAN: I was in the bathroom stall at a taco shop and saw your racist dribble in La Prensa San Diego (the paper was being used as ass... More >>

DEAR READERS: The Mexican is currently smuggling mescal out of Oaxaca and into hipster bars nationwide, and thus gives you two oldies but... More >>

DEAR READERS: The Mexican is on a cross-country trek and unable to answer any questions right now. In the meantime, enjoy this column, originally... More >>