DEAR MEXICAN: I'm 13 years old, and I'm jacking off, not knowing I left the bathroom door ajar. Just as I blast onto the shower curtain, my mom... More >>

DEAR READERS: In between your 15th tamale and sixth spiked cup of ponche, you're going to have to buy regalos for Christmas or whatever pinche... More >>

DEAR MEXICAN: This is the second rant I've felt I had to send to you. I don't know if readers are allowed "seconds," but here it goes: Much has... More >>

DEAR MEXICAN: I read in your book that Mexico is due for a revolution about every 100 years or so. The last one was in the first part of the 20th... More >>

DEAR MEXICAN: Having been called a "gabacho" by "Mexicans" much lighter than I and "wetback" by those whose parents (or who themselves) crossed... More >>

DEAR MEXICAN: GOP Senator Mel Martinez authored a decent compromise bill to resolve the growing illegal-immigration problem in the United States.... More >>

DEAR MEXICAN: Why is Mexico such a dump? Just to name a few of the problems: stray dogs running all over the place, piles of trash burning in the... More >>

DEAR MEXICAN: I am an Anglo intruder in New Mexico. When I moved to Albuquerque from Virginia, I fell in love with Mexican culture. I was... More >>

DEAR MEXICAN: These days, using the word "nigger" is considered so offensive that, in its place, we now use the term "n-word." Of course, never... More >>

DEAR MEXICAN: There's something I'm concerned about or, rather, bothered by. I was born and raised in Mexico, but I've been here for eight years.... More >>