Dear Mexican, I love Mexican hombres! They treat their women like queens. But my friend disagrees—he says Mexican husbands make their wives... More >>

Dear Mexican, Having traveled all around the world, I see tourists of all nationalities—except Mexicans. I know they have the means, what... More >>

Dear Mexican, Where does a Mexican's "sense" of color scheme come from? I have seen trucks that are teal, maroon and yellow—all on one... More >>

Dear Mexican, What is it with Mexicans and jaywalking? I work in SanTana, and from my office (high atop a building in downtown) I see countless... More >>

Dear Mexican, I am obsessed with Mexican women—however, I am married to agabacha. My wife wants to indulge my rampant fantasies by looking... More >>

The Mexican is now on MySpace after some wab tried to pass himself off as the Mexican (warning to anyone else who tries: I'll get the Costa Mesa... More >>

Waiters from across la Naranjawrote in after my Jan. 12 column on whether Mexicans tip badly. The authors of the two finest letters on the... More >>

Why is it that Mexicans call all cereal "cornflakes"? They even say, "¿Que tipo de cornfleis quieres—Fruity Pebbles, Cheerioso... More >>

Dear Mexican, Why don't Mexicans tip decently? I labor as a waitress in a local upscale steakhouse where, unfortunately, many Mexicans eat, and... More >>

Dear Mexican, Why is the Dirty Sanchez called a Dirty Sanchez and not, say, a Filthy Hobsbawm or a Grimy Kierkegaard? Is it because Mexicans... More >>