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    Dear Mexican: The Mexican presidential elections have been a freaking mess. I voted for the conservative candidate, Felipe Calderón, who... More >>

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    Dear Mexican: I just don't get Mexicans and their grooming. The men slick their hair with baby oil, gel or Vaseline, or just shave it all off.... More >>

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    Dear Mexican: I'm a culturally sensitive, P.C. Asian-American who laughed my head off at Jack Black's imitation of a Mexican in Nacho Libre. Is... More >>

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    Dear Mexican, Why do Mexicans traditionally like Chevys? Did Chevy once target the Mexican consumer base for some reason and it worked? Pocho in... More >>

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    Dear Mexican, I caught your appearance on the June 19 edition ofThe Colbert Report. I admire your insight and cultural references, but I noticed... More >>

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    Why are Mexican women so incredibly hot in bed? There seems to be an absolute animal hunger that manifests once the lights go out. Please... More >>

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    Why do Mexican soccer fans chant "Osama! Osama!" when their side plays the United States? You don't hear American soccer fans yell"¡La... More >>

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    What is it with you Mexicans who want to take back California? Is it that conquistador blood that's driving you? Go Back to Granada Dear... More >>

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    Why do more Mexicans than Argentines worship Che Guevara? I don't think we even give a shit about him. Maradona Maiden Dear Gabacha Wab, You're... More >>

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    Dear Mexican, Thirteen years old, and I'm jacking off, not knowing I left the bathroom door ajar. Just as I blasted onto the shower curtain, my... More >>

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