"Rich fellas come up an' they die, an' their kids ain't no good an' they die out. But we keep a'comin'. We're the people that live. They can't... More >>

   Dear Mexican, What's up with all the elaborate wrought-iron fences in the Mexican parts of town? It almost seems like everyone is... More >>

Dear Mexican, Why do Mexicans steal fruit from trees that aren't theirs? At my job a tree hangs over the wall, and they climb for the fruit. With... More >>

Dear Mexican, What's with the Mexican need to display the Virgin of Guadalupe everywhere? I've seen her in the oddest places, from a sweatshirt to... More >>

Dear Gabachos, Sometimes, the Mexican gets questions about butt love or the Virgin of Guadalupe, sometimes with thoughtful comments. Here's one... More >>

Dear Mexican, I am amexicana who is dating agabacho. Mygabacho always asks me why you see Mexicans lying in the grass under a tree. It never... More >>

Illustration by Mark Dancy Dear Mexican, I am agüerowho considers himself fairly knowledgeable about Mexican culture, but there is one... More >>

Illustration by Mark Dancy Dear Mexican, We've been keeping tabs on your wab-ology lessons and were wondering if you've ever heard the term... More >>

Illustration by Mark DanceyDear Mexican, What's with the memorials on the back windows of Mexican cars? Some days, driving through Santa Ana, I... More >>

Illustration by Mark DancyDear Mexican, What's with Mexicans and their abuse of the car horn? Instead of getting out of the car and knocking on... More >>