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December 21, 2006
'I mean, just look at those Victorias Secret models. Every one of them has a prominent mound. I think this bears out the idea that the moundier, the better'
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December 14, 2006
'Theres a joke in Puerto Rico that says the only reason Hitler ordered that the Jews be killed is because he didnt know Cubans existed'
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December 7, 2006
'Im so sorry you were bored in the Tridentine mass. Im bored in Bishop Browns chintzy rock band masses with aging hippies doing modern dance in the aisles.'
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November 30, 2006
CNN couldnt do it; the LA Times couldnt do it; no other journalist or major media outlet could do it. Are we to accept that some moonbat reporter from a local free weekly actually sat down and researched the subjec
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November 23, 2006
'The review of Proof in Santa Ana was the best bar review Ive ever read . . . considering I dont read many bar reviews . . . and Ive been drinking . . . and its noon on Sunday'
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November 16, 2006
Not since Mein Kampf has there been such an unabashed outpouring of disgusting personal prejudices. Vickie Changs hypocrisy is almost amusing
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November 9, 2006
'Moxleys use of "wheelchair-bound" and one "confined" to a wheelchair has been recognized as journalistically incorrect in the Associated Press stylebook for over a decade now. Why go out of the way to be politically inco
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November 2, 2006
'For the record, no one currently in our employ was contacted or quoted. In fact, the surf industry does support Save Trestles and Surfrider Foundation'
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October 26, 2006
'The real issue is not the motives of the Gunther-the-Terribles but the thousands of California business establishments that refuse to comply with the ADA until a Gunther-the-Terrible comes along and sues'
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October 12, 2006
'I had a swarm of bees in my side yard one time and called vector control to get them. "Sorry sir, we dont do that. You will have to call a beekeeper for that." I should have told them they were fire ants; maybe they woul
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October 5, 2006
'Its incredulous that Dave is so hateful. The fact that Rex was caught with marijuana paraphernalia at an airport should have made him a "hero" at the "weakly," but you allowed Dave to trash him'
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September 28, 2006
'They tried to portray Ashley as some weird loner who somehow deserved to get shot. The two policemen who fired 18 bullets at this teenager need to be brought to justice'
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September 21, 2006
'If I were to have an extreme case of Montezumas Revenge and there was no toilet paper in sight, and the only thing in the bathroom at that time was an OC Weekly, I still wouldnt p
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September 14, 2006
'I guess its just not bad enough that we have a bunch of rich elite dressing up in womens clothes, getting drunk and stoned . . . With articles like yours, who needs government-sponsored propaganda?'
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September 7, 2006
'The place is going to be crawling with pretentious OC foodophiles and my nice quiet Wednesday evenings will be no more. Damn you, Matt Coker, DAMN YOU!!!!!'
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August 31, 2006
'Those rare weeks that I do pick it up and hope for something other than cheeky, too-cool-for-school, were so clever and youre not writing are few and far between'
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August 24, 2006
'You would have enjoyed the stream of mucus-laden iced tea which spewed forth from my nose when I got to the end of that quip'
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August 17, 2006
'Im a 63-year-old grannie whos done 900 miles so far on the Pacific Crest Trail. Im no hippie. You, however, are a bit snide'
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August 10, 2006
'Im not just saying this cause I stayed up all night wacked out on Vicodin and Sparks watching V for Vendetta'
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August 3, 2006
'I like twats better than twits, and can play a twat just like a fiddle back home'
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July 27, 2006
I had no idea that someone on your staff is into children having sex together
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July 20, 2006
'He is smart enough to realize if he didnt get out then, he may have awoken a fortysomething with crazy-colored hair and a tattoo of dragons circle jerking'
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July 13, 2006
'My combined Mexican-Guatemalan ancestry ranks me somewhere between a syphilitic Chihuahua and Hitlers missing left nut!'
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July 6, 2006
'Look at the bright side: if you leave the fungus there long enough, you might be able to harvest mushrooms from your toe someday'
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June 29, 2006
'You are smart and funny. And have a very cute cooter'
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June 15, 2006
'When faced with shit they know and strangers, people usually dont mind the stink of familiarity'
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June 8, 2006
'One story comes to mind of a woman who passed popcorn kernels, and she hadnt eaten popcorn in 35 years!'
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June 1, 2006
'Please keep covering the immigration issue as long as the poor, oppressed, white people of this country have their collective panties in a roar.'
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May 25, 2006
'Im over 40 and I look pretty damn good. Ill dress the way I want to. Bite me.'
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May 18, 2006
'You dont see me trying to gain what blacks and Mexicans have been getting for decades'
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May 11, 2006
'Rebecca Schoenkopf is a selfish little wimp'
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May 4, 2006
'Use your BRAINS, eat your BEANS!'
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April 27, 2006
'And this one time . . . my balls itched. I washed them with Jim Beam and a paper towel.'
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April 20, 2006
'Pot is a bad drug???'
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April 13, 2006
'A long and sordid history of trampling over civil liberties'
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April 6, 2006
'Do any of you have children? Teenagers?'
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March 30, 2006
'I Must Say, Darling, Youre Right Up There With Fitzgerald!'
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March 23, 2006
'Nowhere did I find a reference to Jesus killing anybody.'
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March 16, 2006
There is no way to sensationalize sodomizing an unconscious girl with a pool stick.
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March 9, 2006
'I Want a Refund on My Free Subscription'
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March 2, 2006
'You Are a Very Sad LITTLE Person'
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February 23, 2006
'Keep It Up. You Rock. Dont Ever Change. All That Crap.'
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February 16, 2006
'And We Dont Give a Damn Whether Your Boobs Are Fake or Not!'
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February 9, 2006
'Nice Job Crapping All Over the Drummer, Bung-hole'
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February 2, 2006
'I Hate You'
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January 26, 2006
'Art critics are too afraid to say that certain works are pure crap that need flushing.'
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January 19, 2006
"Now Thats the American Dream: Hoping for a Windfall on Anothers Downfall"
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January 12, 2006
"To Answer Your Question About What to Do With the Dog Shit: EAT IT!"
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January 5, 2006
"Dogs Dont Lie . . . People Do."
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