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  • !Ask a Mexican! - December 21, 2006
    Special Year-End Edicion
  • !Ask a Mexican! - December 14, 2006
    'Do certain clothes determine your Mexicanness?'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - December 7, 2006
    'Whats the deal with the racist stereotyping?'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - November 30, 2006
    Of Micks and McDonald's
  • !Ask a Mexican! - November 23, 2006
    Special one-question edicion
  • !Ask a Mexican! - November 16, 2006
    Special tres-question edition
  • !Ask a Mexican! - November 9, 2006
    'Anyone who needs to ask why people dance to Los Tigres del Norte has no soul or is a gabacho'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - November 2, 2006
    Special four-part edition
  • !Ask a Mexican! - October 26, 2006
    'Cant your people let us keep some semblance of our hood?!'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - October 12, 2006
    Special Rip-Off Edicion
  • !Ask a Mexican! - October 5, 2006
    'If you fight one bean, you fight the whole burrito!'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - September 28, 2006
    'Something happens when we cross the borderwe forget our sense of humor and become too literal'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - September 21, 2006
    'What the hell is wrong with these retards!?'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - September 14, 2006
  • !Ask a Mexican! - September 7, 2006
    'What male doesnt want to be sexually objectified?'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - August 31, 2006
    Special Mother Edicion
  • !Ask a Mexican! - August 24, 2006
    Special New Mexico Edition
  • !Ask a Mexican! - August 17, 2006
    Special Food Edicion
  • !Ask a Mexican! - August 10, 2006
    'No more gorgeous Mexican guys for me?'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - August 3, 2006
    Special three-pregunta edition
  • !Ask a Mexican! - July 27, 2006
    'Whats with ALL the drama?'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - July 20, 2006
    'Nothing says Welcome to America like an old-school blowjob'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - July 13, 2006
    'Real-life Mexicans not only dont care about those stereotypes, they embrace them'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - July 6, 2006
    'Mexicans consume Chevys like mezcal'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - June 29, 2006
    'Why do assimilated Mexicans lose their language and find Spanglish acceptable?'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - June 22, 2006
    Muy Caliente Summer Edition
  • !Ask a Mexican! - June 15, 2006
    Special FIFA World Cup/three question edition
  • !Ask a Mexican! - June 8, 2006
    'Reconquista is a myth'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - June 1, 2006
    'The love that dare not speak its name except through the barrel of a gun'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - May 25, 2006
    'I continue to promise God that the last time really was the last time. . . . And then I do it again.'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - May 18, 2006
    'Mexicans arent HispanicMexicans are Mexican'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - May 11, 2006
    Special Estilo Edition
  • !Ask a Mexican! - May 4, 2006
    'The only reason Mexicans come into this country illegally is because its easy for them'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - April 27, 2006
    'When the Reconquista is complete, Chicago will be . . . well, Chicago to SanTanas New York.'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - April 20, 2006
    Brooding over the brood
  • !Ask a Mexican! - April 13, 2006
    'Modern-day walk buttons are like nipples on men'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - April 6, 2006
    'Sensenbeaners'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - March 30, 2006
    'Mexicans Will Take Only So Much Ribaldry'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - March 23, 2006
    Do Mexicans make better soldiers and Marines?
  • !Ask a Mexican! - March 16, 2006
    'It makes them feel pretty'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - March 9, 2006
    'The Saintly Madonna and the Great Whore'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - March 2, 2006
    'Fair Skin, Blond Hair and Blue Eyes Beat the Shit Out of Mexican Putas Any Day.'
  • !Ask a Mexican! - February 23, 2006
    Colors Blind
  • !Ask a Mexican! - February 16, 2006
    No streets in Mexico
  • !Ask a Mexican! - February 9, 2006
    Special Sexo Edition
  • !Ask a Mexican! - February 2, 2006
    Special MySpace Edition
  • !Ask a Mexican! - January 26, 2006
    Special Comida Edition
  • !Ask a Mexican! - January 19, 2006
    Special Cesar Chavez Edition
  • !Ask a Mexican! - January 12, 2006
    Why won't Mexicans tip?
  • !Ask a Mexican! - January 5, 2006
    Why is a Dirty Sanchez called a Dirty Sanchez?
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