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December 21, 2006
Special Year-End Edicion
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December 14, 2006
'Do certain clothes determine your Mexicanness?'
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December 7, 2006
'Whats the deal with the racist stereotyping?'
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November 30, 2006
Of Micks and McDonald's
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November 23, 2006
Special one-question edicion
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November 16, 2006
Special tres-question edition
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November 9, 2006
'Anyone who needs to ask why people dance to Los Tigres del Norte has no soul or is a gabacho'
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November 2, 2006
Special four-part edition
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October 26, 2006
'Cant your people let us keep some semblance of our hood?!'
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October 12, 2006
Special Rip-Off Edicion
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October 5, 2006
'If you fight one bean, you fight the whole burrito!'
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September 28, 2006
'Something happens when we cross the borderwe forget our sense of humor and become too literal'
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September 21, 2006
'What the hell is wrong with these retards!?'
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September 14, 2006
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September 7, 2006
'What male doesnt want to be sexually objectified?'
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August 31, 2006
Special Mother Edicion
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August 24, 2006
Special New Mexico Edition
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August 17, 2006
Special Food Edicion
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August 10, 2006
'No more gorgeous Mexican guys for me?'
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August 3, 2006
Special three-pregunta edition
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July 27, 2006
'Whats with ALL the drama?'
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July 20, 2006
'Nothing says Welcome to America like an old-school blowjob'
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July 13, 2006
'Real-life Mexicans not only dont care about those stereotypes, they embrace them'
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July 6, 2006
'Mexicans consume Chevys like mezcal'
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June 29, 2006
'Why do assimilated Mexicans lose their language and find Spanglish acceptable?'
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June 22, 2006
Muy Caliente Summer Edition
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June 15, 2006
Special FIFA World Cup/three question edition
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June 8, 2006
'Reconquista is a myth'
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June 1, 2006
'The love that dare not speak its name except through the barrel of a gun'
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May 25, 2006
'I continue to promise God that the last time really was the last time. . . . And then I do it again.'
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May 18, 2006
'Mexicans arent HispanicMexicans are Mexican'
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May 11, 2006
Special Estilo Edition
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May 4, 2006
'The only reason Mexicans come into this country illegally is because its easy for them'
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April 27, 2006
'When the Reconquista is complete, Chicago will be . . . well, Chicago to SanTanas New York.'
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April 20, 2006
Brooding over the brood
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April 13, 2006
'Modern-day walk buttons are like nipples on men'
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April 6, 2006
'Sensenbeaners'
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March 30, 2006
'Mexicans Will Take Only So Much Ribaldry'
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March 23, 2006
Do Mexicans make better soldiers and Marines?
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March 16, 2006
'It makes them feel pretty'
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March 9, 2006
'The Saintly Madonna and the Great Whore'
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March 2, 2006
'Fair Skin, Blond Hair and Blue Eyes Beat the Shit Out of Mexican Putas Any Day.'
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February 23, 2006
Colors Blind
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February 16, 2006
No streets in Mexico
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February 9, 2006
Special Sexo Edition
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February 2, 2006
Special MySpace Edition
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January 26, 2006
Special Comida Edition
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January 19, 2006
Special Cesar Chavez Edition
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January 12, 2006
Why won't Mexicans tip?
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January 5, 2006
Why is a Dirty Sanchez called a Dirty Sanchez?
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