It would be way too easy to describe Winter Wonder Candyland in a long series of seasonal puns about snowballs and trimming your tree, but it’s pretty obvious they don’t need any help from hacks when it comes to double entendres and sexing up a snowstorm. You’ll find out for yourself when your eyeballs do spins over this bevy of burlesquey beauties swiveling and swaying their assets in Yuletidey rigs to holiday hits. Hosted by Lili Vonschtupp and featuring Audrey Deluxe, Iza La Vamp, Bella Luna, Drea Dillinger, Lux Lacroix, Frankie Sin, Martini Bombshell, Bo Toxique, Ruby Champagne, Olivia Bellafontaine, Dolly Danger, Camille Cardinale, and GoGo Amy, it beats the jingle bells out of roasting chestnuts on an open fire.
Sat., Dec. 21, 8 p.m., 2013
