Wintertime can be rough when you dont have someone special to snuggle with on these cold, rainy nights. Depression sets in, followed shortly by weight gain and excessive drinking. All of which are made worse by the fact that none of the attractive ladies are checking you outand you dont blame them. It seems like this dreariness will never end...Until you walk into your friendly neighborhood gentlemens club. Nothing boosts sexual self-esteem like strippers. Theyre paid to be nice to you. And whos got a problem with some boobies in your face, huh? Nobody. Hell, even holier-than-thou Reverend Rick Warren has written about viewing Internet porn, and if he can openly enjoy his sexual fantasies, theres no reason why you cant pay some struggling college students to make you feel warm and fuzzy inside. And if youd like to experience said emotions without adding broke to the list of things wrong with you, Imperial Showgirls is the place to be. This Tuesday, theyve got half-price lap dances and free entry from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.
Tue., Feb. 17, 11 a.m., 2009
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