Years ago, we wrote, "Matthew 20:16 taught us that the last shall be first, and that's the best way to describe Santora's Pizza, Subs & Wings, a dank tavern just down the street from the sterile opulence of the Shops At Mission Viejo. The pizza is passable; the subs nothing a Togo's drone can't slap together in three minutes. But the Buffalo wings are the gourmand Gospel manifest: the Good Word transubstantiated into fleshy appendages ready to burn through your alimentary canal like the fires of Gehenna." No need to add to perfection, y'know?