If you're going to go to a bikini bar, then go to a place where hipsters are shown the door; where ogling is not only accepted, but also mandatory; where the drink prices haven't changed in 20 years and the music doesn't stray far from Lynyrd Skynyrd. Go to Eye Candy, which you've seen most of your Orange County life—that beat-up, teal-and-white building on Newport Boulevard, just as Costa Mesa turns to Newport Beach, the one with "BIKINI BAR" printed in bold black, the better to entice you off the road and inside for a drink and a chance to chat with ladies who look as though they just caught some rays in Balboa.