Awwww, yeah, lemme slink alongside, strap my legs around your cylinder chamber and squeeze those searchlights, baby. No, wait, it ain't that kind of X-Rated Vacation. Perv. This X-Rated Vacation is a specialty cocktail served inside the turn-of-two-centuries-ago, Hotel del Coronado-esque, white lighthouse overlooking Long Beach's Shoreline Village. Most come here for a fancy-schmancy meal, but Parkers' Lighthouse is a ripping place to get your drink on. Sip an X-Rated Vacation while facing another magnificent SoCal sunset. You won't require a refill, as one is a liquor cabinet in a glass: Bacardi Coco Rum, X-Rated Fusion Liqueur, Peach Schnapps, Chambord raspberry liqueur, plus a little pineapple juice. Actually, any of the specialty drinks, martinis, bottled and draft brews, or sakes go down swell at Parkers'; it's just that the X-Rated Vacation holds the allure of possibly leaving you wet, nude and sore.