Like the best magic shows, you'll come away from Zen Vegetarian marveling at its mastery of deception. Never before has eating meatless been so fun and so darned discombobulating. If you walk in oblivious of its mission statement, you are liable to walk out clueless that what you just ate contained no trace of an animal. The fake chicken not only tastes like chicken, but also looks like chicken, complete with wings and drumsticks. The shaken beef has both the peppery notes and the pep of the real thing. And the tofu? Well, it's tofu.