It's fast and easy. First, go to the Register's website. Then look for any story about Mexico, Santa Ana or gangs—or any story written by an author with a Hispanic surname. Next, click on the readers' comments, and you're off and running. Just remember: no racial slurs allowed, so keep the racism on the polite side. Hint: Instead of using words and phrases such as "wetbacks" and "Zionist Occupational Government," go for "illegals" and "mainstream media."