Perfection is relative, but if you're the kind of person who likes strippers and lots of 'em, Fritz That's Too in Anaheim is as close to perfection as you're going to get. The Costco of strip clubs, Fritz offers cheap drinks in its two-story building, complete with a three-poled stage and multiple dancers working at any given moment. The girls are not on staff, so the selection changes from day to day—the ladies come and go as they please. Sure, it's a bit skanky inside, but you can't beat the location: Close to both Disneyland and Angels Stadium, it's perfect for ditching the old lady and nagging kids for some "thinking time."