The only happy ending (wah-wah-waaaaah!) you'll get with Jess Dyrenforth is a smile after his expert hands have released all the tension from your poor muscles, tendons, ligaments and thoughts. Armed with multiple degrees in holistic arts, Dyrenforth charges reasonable rates—considering he can cure even the trickiest of backs and stave off carpal tunnel indefinitely. But don't think he's some hippy-dippy freak: When not massaging, the British expat is a respected photographer who shoots for skateboarding magazines across the globe.