Start out the night at Baja Sharkeez, with some Mexican food and a jalapeño cucumber margarita. Take a trip across the parking lot to Stag Bar + Kitchen, and grab a peach mule and a gluten-free pizza to make room for all the gluten in the beer and alcohol. Play pool, shoot some darts, and then bounce down a couple blocks to Mutt Lynch's. Finish up the night with a walk over to American Junkie, strictly for booze, babes and boogieing. Most of the dancing happens on the second floor, so be careful with the stairs. It's half a mile from the beach, but, men, no tank tops. Stumble home to some one-nighter's apartment. Repeat the following day.
Baja Sharkeez, 114 McFadden Place, Newport Beach, (949) 673-0292; sharkeez.net.
Stag Bar + Kitchen, 121 McFadden Place, Newport Beach, (949) 673-4470; stagbar.com.
Mutt Lynch's, 2300 W. Oceanfront, Newport Beach, (949) 675-1556; www.muttlynchs.com.
American Junkie, 2406 Newport Blvd., Newport Beach, (949) 675-4444; americanjunkienb.com.