If you’re still standing at the bar, hoping to get lucky, you’re doing it all wrong. Gone are the days when you spent upward of $100 on drinks just to head to the motel and be disappointed by some wack sex or wake up with some unsightly bumps on your junk. Instead, find someone via the internet: Craigslist, Tinder, Grindr, FERZU, etc., where you can get their pics/stats/test results before even meeting to save yourself all the bullshit. Meet them at your local bar to feel them out, bring a friend if you’re nervous, watch your drinks and, if all goes well, handle your scandal, home slice. It might sound sketchy at first, but what’s sketchier—knowing all the details about a hook-up prior to smashing, or knowing only their Zodiac sign prior to finding out mid-sex they like to be called “Piggy”?
Readers’ Choice: Baja Sharkeez