Best WAY to Get a Pet (2013)

From Negligent Owners

A Public Service Announcement stating the obvious: Too many animals have a-holes for owners. While we at the Weekly would never recommend breaking the law, those of us who love animals would like to suggest a little civil disobedience in liberating our unfortunate four-legged friends from the jerks who mistreat them. Unchain and adopt the undernourished and unwatered. Smash the window of the car with a dog locked inside during 100-degree heat and walk away. Steal a pair of cats from the hoarder next door. It's not a crime; it's a kindness.

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