Best Lame Pickup Line (2013)

Carlos Bustamante

According to a 2013 lawsuit, Carlos Bustamante—the former Santa Ana councilmember, the Latino OC Republicans hoped would help them to make electoral inroads, and a bigwig in local government—asked his female secretary what size bra she wore. His explanation to the shocked woman? He appreciated her boobs and wanted his wife's breasts to be as plump and enticing after enhancement surgery. Bustamante is, not surprisingly, facing a long list of criminal charges for his alleged sexual issues, including jacking off in front of another county employee.


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