Best Of :: Sports & Recreation
We appealed to Randy Youngman, a longtime Orange County Register sportswriter (until he was unceremoniously jettisoned earlier this year, the dumb fucks . . .) and avid golfer for this one. He says the south course at Pelican Hill is the jewel in the county's golf crown, but it's also ridiculously expensive ($280 before 12:30 p.m.). For the best blend of upper-end and value, try Arroyo Trabuco Golf Course. The 8-year-old course isn't cheap ($72 Monday through Thursday, $101 on Saturday and Sunday), but it's a challenging layout with doglegs and elevation changes, and its services and amenities are top-notch. Plus, its restaurant, O'Neill's Bar and Grill, is good enough to lure non-golfers into its cozy confines. The 240-acre property is located alongside Trabuco Creek and the Reserve at Rancho Mission Viejo, meaning there's plenty of nature to accompany you as you search for those errant tee shots.
When one thinks of a park in Orange County, it usually brings up images of finely manicured grass, perfectly placed shade trees and a nice man-made pond with some intrusive ducks. These types of green spaces have their place of course, especially when it comes to family outings, but they are a dime a dozen. Yet parks that can offer a real natural setting are few and far between, especially when you consider how many of those places are being hoarded by the darling Irvine Co. Ironically enough, Irvine Regional Park offers both sides. Do you like ponds and swing sets? It has those. Do you enjoy riding bikes? It has paved sidewalks and a bike trail along the riverbed. Or do you enjoy meandering along dusty trails where critters scurry about? Half of the park is composed of such wilderness-esque areas. This is all before we even talk about the railroad, the horses, the lake, the zoo and the ridiculous amount of peacocks pecking around. With 477 acres, you can have the quintessential American picnic, or you can try to get lost, if even for a little while.
Whether you're coming from as far south as San Clemente or as north as Yorba Linda, it will usually take between two and three hours to get to Big Bear. You can be snowboarding, hiking or boating in the same amount of time it can take to get to downtown Los Angeles on a weekday. It's far away enough and has such a drastically different setting that it can truly feel like a vacation. Plus, one-third of the drive is through scenic mountain roads. If you leave early enough, you'll bypass traffic, and if you stay late enough, you can see the incredible night sky with much less light pollution than you'll find down here. In winter, the lake is breathtakingly crisp and beautiful, and it's easy to find deals on lift tickets; in summer, it's less crowded, and you can explore the wilderness with no one else in sight. Stay for a while, and leave in the dark: The drive home will be quick—a relaxing end to your day.
Let's face it: Though Orange County has an international reputation for glamour thanks to cable-TV shows, huge chunks of our region are grotesquely ugly. But the most invigorating spot in Southern California is also within our boundaries: Heisler Park in Laguna Beach. With incredible views of the hillside coastal town, as well as of the Pacific Ocean and beach, the palm tree-loaded park might be the cheapest cure for the blues on the planet—well, if you don't count those greedy city parking meters. On a sunny weekend, go early so you can find parking and enjoy paradise.
We'll have to double-check with Webster, but we're pretty sure feeding a flock of ducks by a lake is pretty much the definition of leisure. It's one of the many activities you can get in on at Yorba Regional Park. Situated at the mouth of Santa Ana Canyon, this mile-long expanse of lush grass, serene lakes, softball diamonds, modern playgrounds and bike trails is one of the few things about the eastern end of Anaheim that helps cultivate the identity of one of the most delightfully slow-paced areas of OC. Among its biggest draws are its diverse stable of rental bikes, paddle boats (yes, you can actually get out on the water!) and Big Wheels for the kids. Local school troops and party planners get plenty of use out of this local haven for daytime diversions, and the huge shade trees, gazebos and barbecue pits make this an easy place to bring people together.
Unfortunately, we cannot give you the address to our friend's house, but we can tell you about a lovely place to light up that you may have never been to—or even heard of. Many factors go into choosing the best place to get high, but atmosphere and stealthiness are at the top of the list. So, go down by the river at the northern end of the Santa Ana River trail in Yorba Linda, and you will find exactly that. It takes a little bit of effort because you will have to park in a neighborhood or at Yorba Regional Park, then take a bit of a walk. You will find the entrance to this peculiar place at the end of the paved trail, underneath the Weir Canyon overpass on La Palma Avenue. Follow a sandy path into a swampy-looking forest; you will wander along lightly treaded paths and, if you're lucky, stumble upon the walls of bamboo, but ultimately, you can make your way to several sandbars along the river. It feels like being in a different state, literally and figuratively. Just watch out for spiders, snakes and perhaps even rodents of unusual size.
In Orange County, the best thing to do in the dark involves getting wet. Hey, get your mind out of the gutter! We're talking about stand-up paddleboarding, better known as SUP. During the day, it's a fun fitness activity, but when the sun goes down, it's a truly magical experience. In the summer, Pirate Coast Paddle Co. hosts Full Moon SUP Parties, in which paddlers of all skill levels can grab equipment and some glow sticks, then glide alongside trained professionals onto the calm, glistening waters of Newport's Back Bay. You never know what you might see along the way—sea life down below, Orion's Belt up above, a hottie straight ahead. After the night's voyage, the party continues with snacks and chatter. Aside from the fact that you may get a little muddy, the event proves that you can have good, clean fun with the lights off.
In the land of Snoopy lies a hidden haven for his barking brethren to play: a fenced-in, grassy area behind the tennis courts at Bellis Park. Opened four years ago by the Buena Park City Council and the Parks & Recreation Commission, the Bellis Park Dog Park is leash-free in its libertine ways. There are also no sections separating big dogs from small ones—it's all one pooch house here! Owners will find park benches and shady trees from which to watch over their four-legged friends rollicking in the lush grass. When tongues start wagging loosely, pooches can quench their thirst at the centrally located water fountain. The park is open every day from early morning hours until dusk, and despite being on the smaller side, it's never too crowded for comfort.
Most kids want to be a pirate or a princess at one point in their lives, and Box Canyon Park grants that wish. Where most parks lack in creativity, this place makes up for it with a pirate ship and castle playground. Staying true to an authentic ship, the play area features sails, a helm and a spot dedicated to seeing where the vessel is headed. Next to the ship is a castle that has stone-like walls, two swirly slides and gears for spinning. While the two play areas cater to older kids, there are ramps providing easy access for everyone, especially toddlers who feel the baby swings aren't enough. Besides the two recreations spots, there are benches and a vast enough area for kids to just run around.
It isn't every day you can travel to Bengal and go on a thrilling adventure in search of Indiana Jones. Once you get in line, the park's setting is completely changed. It's an adventure in itself to reach the loading area, as you go through different caves, avoiding diamond-shaped steps, and watch the mini instructional film. The Disneyland ride's illusions and projections vary depending on which door you go through, and the Jeep is bumpy, as though you're actually driving through the rough terrain of an ancient temple in the Amazon. You pass snakes, fire, savages with blow darts and a mummy chamber—but it isn't until the giant boulder threatens to crash into the Jeep that you finally encounter Indy and save him. There isn't any other ride that offers the fun, adrenalin-rush satisfaction of saving the charismatic archeologist.
Yeah, so you visited the mission while in elementary school—but have you returned since? It's actually quite enjoyable. Whether you're journeying through a rustic, religious time warp during one of its many historical tours (both audio-guided and with a live docent), meandering through sacred gardens or marveling at the gilded altar of the Historic Serra Chapel, this will indeed be one of those times you were glad you woke up early to hit the road on a weekend. If driving is not your thing, take the train! If you can, try to time your trip to coincide with one of the mission's special events, such as a concert under the stars, a crafts workshop or even a historic bell-ringing ceremony. And if your stomach starts rumbling, head to El Adobe for a pair of impeccable blackened-fish tacos before grabbing an icy brew at storied South County dive bar the Swallows Inn.
Coaching the Lakers in the championship-banner shadows of Phil Jackson is no easy task—just ask Rudy Tomjanovich, who bailed on the team mid-season in the aftermath of the Shaq-Kobe explosion in 2004. Add to that pressure a lockout-shortened season, no training camp, a trade for Chris Paul swatted down by Commissioner David Stern, a laughable bench and, of course, whiny Laker fans who don't know how to take a few losses, and that's the tall order former NBA Coach of the Year and current Anaheim Hills resident Mike Brown signed up for last season, taking it all the way to the playoffs. A tougher-than-usual, but no less surprising, first-round, seven-game series win saw Magic Johnson turning up the heat on Brown, pondering his firing had the team failed to prevail. Surviving, the coach avoided a repeat of the embarrassing second-round sweep last year, pulling out a win against the Oklahoma Thunder that could have been more if only this, that and everything else had happened. Now with this summer's offseason acquisitions of Dwight Howard, Steve Nash and Antawn Jamison, there's no excuse for the defensive-minded coach to not accomplish here what eluded him in Cleveland with LeBron James: an NBA Championship.