Email Author STEVE LOWERY

2002 Stories by STEVE LOWERY

• Kids. Go Figure

  published December 19, 2002

  Disney gets spanked More >>

• Jingle Alarm Bells

  published December 12, 2002

  Kids toys for a dangerous world More >>

• Merry XXXmas

  published December 5, 2002

  What we really want for Christmas More >>

• Piling On

  published December 5, 2002

  Secrets of a sandwich star More >>

• Fear Bikes Out

  published November 28, 2002

  Panic about kids and the rise of the neighborhood bike More >>

• The Doctor (Death) Is In

  published November 14, 2002

  A Weekly guide to 10 Dr. Deaths More >>

• Have Sex, Smoke Pot, Get Paid

  published September 26, 2002

  Quick money for todays busy college student More >>

• Eat, Drink and Push the Jager

  published September 26, 2002

  Thinking Oktoberfest, talking cholera More >>

• Booty Call

  published September 19, 2002

  Returning stolen treasure . . . and a SLUT ring More >>

• Picture Perfect

  published August 15, 2002

  Patient: The Kid Stays In the Picture Profile: Very entertaining documentary about the perpetually bronzed studio head/... More >>

• Casting Cleaver

  published August 8, 2002

  Patient: Eight Legged Freaks Profile: Despite its title, Eight Legged Freaks is not the long-awaited Mamas and... More >>

• Sorry, Restaurants

  published July 25, 2002

  Negative reviews? Snot More >>

• Blame It on Florida

  published July 25, 2002

  Patient: Sunshine State Profile: Interminable and muddled movie ostensibly about the rigors of family and the... More >>

• Shoe Business

  published July 18, 2002

  Patient: Like Mike Profile: Deceitful modern fairy tale about orphan boy who finds family, victory and happiness through a pair... More >>

• How I Got the Shot

  published July 18, 2002

  Photo by Steve Lowery Many readers have asked how I got the accompanying and rather stunning shot of a bent beer can on a curb in front of a... More >>

• Good Deeds Punished

  published July 11, 2002

  Patient: Mr. Deeds Profile: A vacant lot of a movie based on Mr. Deeds Goes to Town.The Capra populist classic... More >>

• Do the Doo

  published July 4, 2002

  Patient: Scooby Doo Profile: Tepid live-action version of the tepid long-running cartoon that can't make up its mind... More >>

• Arbys Meat

  published July 4, 2002

  Its deliciously shameful More >>

• Lie Spy

  published June 27, 2002

  Patient: The Bourne Identity Profile: Spy thriller about CIA operative with amnesia who wakes up to find he's endowed with... More >>

• Jeepers Weepers

  published June 20, 2002

  Patient: Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood Profile: Yet another mother-daughter spleen-venting dramedy that has... More >>

• Black Beauty

  published June 13, 2002

  Patient: Undercover Brother Profile: Hilarious spoof/send-up/lampoon/parody/take-off on blaxploitation films. This one... More >>

• Resistance Is Futile

  published June 13, 2002

  Roller skatings back! More >>

• Not Quite Enough

  published June 6, 2002

  Patient: Enough Profile: Jennifer Lopez vehicle about an abused woman who takes matters into her own fists, kicking... More >>

• Bikini Uber Alles!

  published May 30, 2002

  Fighting fire with flesh More >>

• Brand X

  published May 30, 2002

  Patient: Ultimate X Profile: IMAX, large-format film about X-Games that plays like IMAX, large-format... More >>