Email Author STEVE LOWERY

2001 Stories by STEVE LOWERY

• Men Are Such Dogs

  published June 21, 2001

  When will government allow us to witness the executions of bad dogs? More >>

• The Cutting Board Is Sacred

  published June 14, 2001

  Everything I ever needed to know about the Japanese I learned watching Iron Chef More >>

• Creole Lady Hearing Aid

  published June 14, 2001

  Patient: Moulin Rouge Profile: An eye-shattering, cinematic train wreck of a musical about doomed love that suffers from not... More >>

• A Naked Chick, Please!

  published June 7, 2001

  Patient: The Dish More >>

• More Fun Than a Tractor Pull!

  published June 7, 2001

  Bulldozer Ballet symbolizes OCs love of art and construction More >>

• Nora, Snora

  published May 24, 2001

  Patient: Nora Profile: A movie about the fascinating relationship between James Joyce and companion Nora Barnacle that manages to avoid... More >>

• Treatment Progress Update

  published May 17, 2001

  Patient: The Mummy Returns Case history: Sequel to the effects-laden blockbuster The Mummy, which first sought my help two... More >>

• Tool

  published May 17, 2001

  Why is Lou Sheldon so hot about gay sex? More >>

• Thats Not Acting

  published May 10, 2001

  Patient: Town and Country Profile: Warren Beatty stars in this stunningly bad flick about rich old coots who cheat on their... More >>

• Reign In Blood

  published May 10, 2001

  Whats it take to get heard in Newport Beach? More >>

• Pussies!!!

  published May 3, 2001

  Patient: Josie and the Pussycats Profile: A girl band oh-so-loosely based on the wildly unpopular and lame '70s cartoon... More >>

• Script Pediatrician

  published April 26, 2001

  Patient: Pokemon 3: The Movie Profile: The third in this series finds Pokemon trainer Ash and redoubtable Pikachu... More >>

• You Know How Some Guys Wear Their Sunglasses on the Back of Their Heads?

  published April 26, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulYou know how some guys wear their sunglasses on the back of their head or neck? My friend Kresal totally invented... More >>

• Club Fashion

  published April 26, 2001

  Photos by Jack GouldGavin Haughey, 26, Costa Mesa. Nightclub promoter of Naked and Grand Royale at Costa Mesa's Shark Club. Shoes... More >>

• Faking It

  published April 26, 2001

  Patient: Bridget Jones Diary Profile: A British woman's attempt to have it all—career, relationship, smart dinner... More >>

• More Feather Dusters

  published April 12, 2001

  Patient:The Brothers Profile: Four guys—one married, one afraid to commit, one who doesn't respect women, one... More >>

• Missed Target

  published April 5, 2001

  Patient: Enemy at the Gates Profile: A Russian sharpshooter's talent for picking off Nazis is exploited by Soviets to... More >>

• Damn System!

  published March 22, 2001

  Patient:15 Minutes Profile: Two immigrants videotape their crimes and sell them to sleazy media types while... More >>

• How to Become the Worlds Greatest Skateboarder

  published March 22, 2001

  From Indiana to Orange County by air: The life of Brian Patch More >>

• And Jesus, Too

  published March 15, 2001

  Patient: Carmen: The Champion Profile: A former boxing champ makes a comeback to raise cash to build big church despite mean... More >>

• Absence Makes the Heart Explode!

  published February 22, 2001

  PATIENT: Hannibal PROFILE: Kinder, jokier, unnecessarier sequel to Silence of the Lambs. Think Godfather III meets... More >>

• Stuff Should Be Happening!

  published February 15, 2001

  PATIENT: Sugar and Spice PROFILE: High school comedy about a cheerleading squad that turns to crime. Think Bring It... More >>

• Expanaheim!

  published February 15, 2001

  Building a bigger Mouse trap More >>

• The Dark (Chocolate) Side

  published February 8, 2001

  Patient: Chocolat Profile: Adult fairy tale set in charming French village where mysterious stranger's appearance and preparation... More >>

• The Super Bowl Edition

  published February 1, 2001

  This Weeks Super Bowl Matchup: Baltimore Ravens vs. New York Giants More >>