Email Author STEVE LOWERY

2001 Stories by STEVE LOWERY

• Whats an Edmonton?

  published September 27, 2001

  Illustration by Bob Aul(Editor's note: Given the events of last week and the bitchy nature of Political Football, we thought it might... More >>

• Steve Lowerys Weekly Investor

  published September 27, 2001

  The Dow Jones Industrial suffered a 7 percent loss Monday as panicked investors, nervous about the U.S. economy, sold off in bunches. While... More >>

• DNRStat!

  published September 20, 2001

  Patient: Hardball Profile: Hateful, hateful, hateful movie about degenerate gambler who turns a ragtag bunch of African-American... More >>

• Slam-Dunk Soliloquies

  published September 13, 2001

  Patient: O Profile: Mostly excellent adaptation of Shakespeare's Othello, this time with the green-eyed monster cast as a... More >>

• The Adolescents

  published September 13, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulThis week's featured NFL game: Indianapolis Colts (0-0) vs. New York Jets (0-0) New York update: The local press... More >>

• Summer Flop

  published September 6, 2001

  Patient: Summer Catch Profile: Latest Freddie Prinze Jr. vehicle (Brake! Brake!!) ostensibly about baseball on Cape Cod but... More >>

• Killtastic!

  published September 6, 2001

  This Weeks Featured Game: Philadelphia Eagles (0-0) vs. Dallas Cowboys (0-0) More >>

• Thats a Spicy Meata-ball!

  published August 30, 2001

  Patient: Captain Corellis Mandolin More >>

• The Other

  published August 30, 2001

  David Limbaugh is his own man, as long as that man is the brother of Rush Limbaugh More >>

• Absolutely Prefabricated

  published August 23, 2001

  Patient: Greenfingers More >>

• Me No Likey!

  published August 16, 2001

  Patient: Rush Hour 2 Profile: Overly complicated, totally predictable film full of stock characters in stock situations saying... More >>

• Arrested Development

  published August 16, 2001

  Arthur Carmonas 10-year sentence was overturned a year ago. Now hes got life More >>

• Chimpanzee Ex Machina

  published August 9, 2001

  Patient: Planet of the Apes Profile: Update of the 1968 original with better-looking apes, equally wooden protagonist and totally... More >>

• How to Score With Women

  published August 9, 2001

  A computer geeks guide to launching a new soccer league More >>

• Awwww!

  published August 2, 2001

  Patient: Jurassic Park III Profile: Latest installment of the mega-franchise once again pits dull-witted,... More >>

• Death Row Decision!

  published August 2, 2001

  Wahoos or Baja Fish Tacos? More >>

• Now Is the Time When We Run Into the Woods

  published July 26, 2001

  Patient: Lost and Delirious Profile: Good coming of age/loss of innocence/doomed girl love flick that could have been great had it... More >>

• Kitty Porn

  published July 19, 2001

  Patient: Cats and Dogs More >>

• Citizen Tang

  published July 12, 2001

  Patient: Pootie Tang Profile: Based on the all-powerful gibberish-talking street-level superhero skit character from The Chris... More >>

• Les Jeux Sont Faits

  published July 12, 2001

  Performance artist puts a wrap on Timothy McVeigh More >>

• Yokel Oh, Nos

  published July 5, 2001

  Patient: Songcatcher Profile: A music professor discovers beauty, danger and lesbians in Appalachia. Gorgeous... More >>

• Success Through Snacking

  published July 5, 2001

  A Weekly program of glop, gunk and raising Iqs in county schools More >>

• Look at Those . . . Ow!

  published June 28, 2001

  Patient: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Profile: Alleged action-adventure about acrobatic superhero who rips off antiquities but... More >>

• We Gotta Get Out of This Place

  published June 28, 2001

  If its the last thing the Dibs ever do More >>

• Two Anal Probes!

  published June 21, 2001

  Patient: Evolution More >>