Email Author STEVE LOWERY

2001 Stories by STEVE LOWERY

• Are These Things Just to Be Pissed Upon?

  published December 27, 2001

  President Nixon solves your holiday quandaries More >>

• Sweeeeeet!

  published December 27, 2001

  Her life is a box of chocolates More >>

• Less Talk, More Movie

  published December 20, 2001

  Patient: The Independent More >>

• Italian by Stomach

  published December 20, 2001

  The doctor is into la bella cuisine More >>

• Retreat

  published December 20, 2001

  Cafe Pascal supports the war effort More >>

• Must You Get Medieval on Us?

  published December 13, 2001

  Patient: Black Knight More >>

• Not Woody, Formica

  published December 6, 2001

  Patient: Sidewalks of New York Profile: A collection of mildly interesting-to-boorishly turgid characters talk and,... More >>

• Burrito History

  published November 29, 2001

  Nick Zampino and the dawn of the burrito More >>

• Please Streamline

  published November 29, 2001

  Patient: Heist More >>

• Dont Let Meat Loaf

  published November 22, 2001

  Patient: Focus Profile: A man named Newman puts on a pair of glasses and is misidentified as Jewish in a time and... More >>

• Anthrax? Yawn

  published November 22, 2001

  Local abortion providers have been dealing with the threat for years More >>

• Irresolution, Please

  published November 15, 2001

  Patient: Life as a House Profile: Terminally ill movie about a dying Orange County man who attempts to repair all the... More >>

• No Casual Readers, Please

  published November 15, 2001

  Weekly satire sets liberals afire More >>

• More Questions, Less Answers

  published November 8, 2001

  Patient: K-PAX Profile: Half-hearted, retread-feeling psychodrama about a man who shows up in a New York mental... More >>

• High Cost of Freedom

  published November 8, 2001

  Patriotism means opening your wallet More >>

• Cut and Pace

  published November 1, 2001

  Patient: My First Mister More >>

• Fate Dont Fail Me Now

  published October 18, 2001

  Patient: Serendipity More >>

• Fate Dont Fail Me Now

  published October 18, 2001

  Patient: Serendipity More >>

• His Overlords Voice

  published October 18, 2001

  This week's featured NFL game: Carolina Panthers vs. New Orleans Saints Carolina update: That unkillable segregatin' machine, South... More >>

• Space Needle Points

  published October 11, 2001

  This week's featured game: Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Seattle Seahawks Jacksonville update: Things have quieted down considerably in... More >>

• Jesus Christ on a Bike

  published October 11, 2001

  Patient: Extreme Days Profile: Ostensible action sports/Christian message movie that begins fresh but descends into formulaic... More >>

• The Hunt for the Black Jetta

  published October 11, 2001

  Two reporters, one car and a single afternoon in HB More >>

• Wake Me When the World Is Over

  published October 4, 2001

  Patient: Megiddo: The Omega Code 2 Profile: Amateurish and horribly written, designed, directed and acted... More >>

• Smoking Astroturf

  published October 4, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulThis week's featured NFL game: Dallas Cowboys vs. Philadelphia Eagles Dallas update: We're really very... More >>

• The End Is Nearer

  published September 27, 2001

  Patient: Happy Accidents Profile: Terrifically engaging movie about a man from another world—or is... More >>