Email Author STEVE LOWERY

2000 Stories by STEVE LOWERY

• Parking-Enforcement Officer, Huntington Beach

  published June 1, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulI hear so many excuses every day that it's like breathing air. The most common is "I was just getting change." Or "I was... More >>

• Here come the Sufabus!

  published June 1, 2000

  We just made that up for the bikini of the future More >>

• Deck Hand on a Fishing Boat, Balboa

  published June 1, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulI worked for Xerox for 33 years—I was a manager— and when I retired in '97, I thought I'd like to work on a... More >>

• Balboa Trailer Park Weekend Manager

  published June 1, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulWhen you talk to the residents, you're not allowed to say "trailer." You have to say "mobile home" or "coach." That's... More >>

• Growing Up Bunny

  published May 18, 2000

  One man speals out More >>

• None Dare Call It Coincidence

  published May 18, 2000

  A brief history of rabbits in America More >>

• My Guess Is Definitely No

  published May 18, 2000

  Would you run your presidential library the way we run Nixons? More >>

• Is David Woodard's Life His Art?

  published April 27, 2000

  Or is his art his life? Or is he just scamming us? More >>

• Frock&Roll!

  published April 20, 2000

  How OC surfwear companies sell you without selling you More >>

• Frock&Roll!

  published April 20, 2000

  How OC surfwear companies sell you without selling you More >>

• Frock&Roll!

  published April 20, 2000

  How OC surfwear companies sell you without selling you More >>

• Movers and Shakers

  published April 6, 2000

  COMINGS AND GOINGS Todd P. Wavely has joined the Newport Beach office of the Enshitz Group, an international commercial real-estate... More >>

• How to Stop Homosexual Sex Now

  published February 17, 2000

  Sam Guy on the counter-Knight Initiative More >>

• This Weeks Featured Super Bowl Game: Tennessee Titans vs. St. Louis Rams

  published February 3, 2000

  Editor's note: Literally tens of people are eagerly awaiting Super Bowl XXXIV, or, as it is destined to be known: Hooterville vs. Pixley,... More >>

• This weeks featured AFC and NFC championship games:

  published January 27, 2000

  Tennessee Titans vs. Jacksonville Jaguars; Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Los Angeles Rams More >>

• Health Tips From Bible Heroes!

  published January 27, 2000

  By Mark DanceyFADE IN [Images of attractive older couples playing tennis, jet skiing, ballroom dancing, taking romantic walks on the... More >>

• This weeks featured NFL playoff game: Miami Dolphins (9-7) vs. Jacksonville Jaguars (14-2

  published January 20, 2000

  Miami update: More of the same in Miami —or, as it is better known, the Big Easy Proof That Money Can't Buy You Class—with riots,... More >>

• This weeks featured playoff game: Miami Dolphins (9-7) vs. Seattle Seahawks (9-7)

  published January 13, 2000

  Miami update: When they're not stealing Cuban children, Miami residents enjoy nothing more than rooting for Miami University, a terrific... More >>