Email Author STEVE LOWERY

1999 Stories by STEVE LOWERY

• School of Really Hard Knocks

  published December 30, 1999

  A night in the life of Ultimate University More >>

• This weeks featured NFL game: San Francisco 49ers (4-9) at Carolina Panthers (6-7)

  published December 23, 1999

  San Francisco: Well, well, well, well, well. Did our 'ittle 49ers fall down go boom? Huh? DID THEY!? Say they did! Say the 'ittle frigging... More >>

• All Clubs Are Gay

  published December 23, 1999

  Dear Dr. Physiks:Last week, the Orange Unified School District's Board of Trustees voted 7-0 to bar a gay-straight alliance club that would... More >>

• This weeks featured game: Seattle (8-4) vs. San Diego (5-7)

  published December 16, 1999

  Seattle update: Locals, who normally reserve their scorn for anyone who moved to Seattle after they did, were recently treated to a cornucopia... More >>

• Extreme Holiday Gift Guide

  published December 16, 1999

  The Wish List They Don't Want You to See! More >>

• This weeks featured NFL game: San Diego Chargers (4-7) vs. Minnesota Vikings (7-4)

  published December 9, 1999

  San Diego update: Home to white supremacist Tom Metzger, Pete Wilson and every horny sailor with an ATM card, San Diego has this decade given... More >>

• San Diego Chargers (4-6) vs. Minnesota Vikings (6-4)

  published December 2, 1999

  San Diego update: Home to white supremacist Tom Metzger, Pete Wilson and every horny sailor with an ATM card, San Diego has this decade given... More >>

• This weeks featured NFL game: New York Jets (3-6) vs. Buffalo Bills (7-3)

  published November 25, 1999

  Buffalo update: Citizens of this godforsaken western New York burg are a loyal bunch—loyal not only to their Bills but also to their... More >>

• This weeks featured NFL game: Dallas Cowboys (4-4) vs. Green Bay Packers (4-4)

  published November 18, 1999

  Dallas update: Still in Texas (strike one), still a land where men are men and women are wont to complain in the Dallas Morning... More >>

• This weeks featured NFL game: Chicago Bears (3-4) vs. Washington Redskins (4-2)

  published November 4, 1999

  Chicago update:In yet another attempt for attention and love, America's Second City—which is actually third if you count... More >>

• This weeks featured NFL game: St. Louis Rams (4-0) at Atlanta Falcons (1-4)

  published October 21, 1999

  Atlanta update: Isn't it great that the Civil War was fought over slave-loving states like Georgia so that today, Americans could enjoy... More >>

• This weeks featured game: Miami vs. Indianapolis

  published October 14, 1999

  Miami update: The shooting death of an unarmed African-American man by police once again has the city on red alert. Three times in the... More >>

• This weeks featured game: New Orleans vs. Chicago

  published October 7, 1999

  New Orleans update: "The Big Easy," also known as "Show Us Your Tits, USA," is a charming, fun-filled burg whose delirious reputation... More >>

• Schlessinger, Shea, Sheesh!

  published September 30, 1999

  Learning from the master baiter More >>

• This weeks featured game: Denver vs. Kansas City

  published September 23, 1999

  Denver update:I just got back from a wedding in Denver. It was a couple of weeks before the start of the NFL season, and the whole town... More >>

• This weeks featured game: Arizona (9-7 last season) at Philadelphia (3-13)

  published September 16, 1999

  Arizona update: Arizonans remain divided about whether to celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day, but they're nearly unanimous when it... More >>

• CSULB Revisited

  published September 2, 1999

  Its a crappy education, but, hey, Im still alive More >>

• Orange Countys Radical Culture Czars

  published August 26, 1999

  Economists fear him. Adults emulate him. This kidand thousands like himare teaching corporations how to sell the world everything from edgy soft... More >>

• Selling Out

  published August 12, 1999

  Its a witness and a hoot More >>

• Mostly, Its about Sex, Mostly

  published August 12, 1999

  Online with Dr. Laura, curmudgeon More >>

• One Mall Step

  published July 29, 1999

  Dick Nixon and the marketing of the moon landing More >>

• Rim Job

  published July 15, 1999

  Hoop dreamers try to defy the odds More >>

• Pomp & Circumstances

  published July 8, 1999

  Five graduations! Hot students! Good vs. evil! Dave Brubeck vs. Eleanor Roosevelt! All this and a pack of Trojans! More >>

• Shaq Update

  published July 1, 1999

  The Lakers' hiring of Phil Jackson inspired more than a few snide remarks about our piece last week that Los Angeles would never win an NBA... More >>

• Vedaland!

  published June 24, 1999

  We finally discover the price of peace: Its about a billion dollars More >>