Email Author REBECCA SCHOENKOPF

Awards

• 2006 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published March 17, 2005

  "A Mob of One"

• 2006 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published August 18, 2005

  "Bring 'Em On"

• 2006 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published May 26, 2005

  "We Must Have Syph"

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2002 Stories by REBECCA SCHOENKOPF

• Rebeccas Guernica!

  published April 4, 2002

  Talk about found art More >>

• Drugs Are Bad, Mmmmkay?

  published March 28, 2002

  People I want to fight! More >>

• Raise the Bar

  published March 28, 2002

  All Jack Flynn needs to make it is 33 and one-third cosmos a night More >>

• Brilliantly Insane

  published March 28, 2002

  A Little Application of Our Much-Touted Know-How is fruity and cuckoo and wonderful More >>

• Clubbed!

  published March 21, 2002

  Old bags, 1. Hipster girl, 0. Big cans, 2 More >>

• Real Majesty

  published March 21, 2002

  Diego Rivera and the Mexicans More >>

• The Moral of the Story

  published March 14, 2002

  Its a tough road to ho More >>

• Women Bleed

  published March 7, 2002

  Men pass out, mostly More >>

• Smiles!

  published March 7, 2002

  Puppet master Ricki Vincent will give you one of his More >>

• Im a Puss

  published February 28, 2002

  But sos Governor Gray Davis More >>

• The Art of Humiliation

  published February 28, 2002

  No, not the new Todd Solondz flick! More >>

• Waiting for Spitzer

  published February 21, 2002

  Republicans dance like lesbians at convention in San Jose! More >>

• Bring Back the Scabs!

  published February 14, 2002

  Of dope and frat boys and girls named Stacy More >>

• Chicken Soup for the Prez

  published February 7, 2002

  And the annual 2002 Puss award! More >>

• We Love You Just the Way You Arent

  published February 7, 2002

  New Years resolutions for the rest of yall! More >>

• Not-So-Easy Rider

  published February 7, 2002

  May rode 6,500 miles to get you to look at his photos More >>

• We Can Multitask

  published February 7, 2002

  Yucef Merhis light-speed world More >>

• If I Had a Hammer!

  published January 31, 2002

  Good times at the NAMM show More >>

• Wellbutrin Time!

  published January 24, 2002

  For the clubgoer who wants the insouciant paranoia, edginess and frighteningly fast mood swings of some good Colombian without the feelings of... More >>

• Masterpieces of Creepiness

  published January 24, 2002

  Mark Ryden is Courtney Love without the drugs, bitch fights or bad manners More >>

• Naked From Pennsylvania

  published January 24, 2002

  Suzanne Westenhoefer did something shocking More >>

• Not Over My Dead Body

  published January 17, 2002

  Gulfstream of Consciousness More >>

• Dont Hate Them Because Theyre Beautiful

  published January 17, 2002

  Bistangos Relationships is mostly unrelated More >>

• Harold Ezell is Still Dead

  published January 3, 2002

  But we need more little deaths More >>

• Hey, OJB!

  published January 3, 2002

  John Schmitz, a voice that should have rung free and wack for eternity More >>