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  • @slowbeard
    27 August, 2016

    @tinahassannia @mcluhanthekitty So sorry, you guys. He seemed like such a character and I'm sad I won't get the chance to meet him.

  • @slowbeard
    25 August, 2016

    My main takeaway from Don't Breathe is that Logan Lergman and Dylan Minnette are two different people. https://t.co/mila7wBKWo

  • @slowbeard
    23 August, 2016

    "At least one Alaska paper...insists that the whole story is false, and that Talkeetna, Alaska, does not, in fact, have a cat mayor."

  • @slowbeard
    23 August, 2016

    "You know, I bet a tag team champion can make payments on an above-ground pool."

  • @slowbeard
    19 August, 2016

    @rosewoodalmanac They've never proven that, damnit!

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Michael Nordine

Michael Nordine is a regular film contributor at Voice Media Group and its film partner, the Village Voice. VMG publications include LA Weekly, Denver Westword, Phoenix New Times, Miami New Times, Broward-Palm Beach New Times, Houston Press, Dallas Observer and OC Weekly.

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