Email Author MELISSA ANDERSON

2009 Stories by MELISSA ANDERSON

• 'The Blind Side' Asks: What Would Black People Do Without Bighearted White People?

  published November 19, 2009

  Was Blind But Now I SeeWhat would black people do without bighearted white people?Another poor, massive, uneducated... More >>

• Ang Lee Ruins Woodstock

  published August 27, 2009

  Ruining WoodstockWho knew that three free days of peace and music would oppress us for 40 years? (Plus: this... More >>

• 'Ghosts of Girlfriends Past' Is Scary In a Bad Way

  published April 30, 2009

  The Haunting in Rhode IslandMatthew McConaughey is scary bad in Ghosts of Girlfriends PastTwo weeks after jowly... More >>

• 'Confessions of a Shopaholic' the Latest Cultural Relic to Be Adapted, But Why Now?

  published February 12, 2009

  Buyer BewareGeorge W. Bush and Confessions of a Shopaholic agree: Go shopping! (Wait, don’t)The... More >>