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2000 Stories by Matt Coker

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  • No-Show Perot

    published May 25, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulIf Pat Buchanan wins the Reform Party's nomination, billionaire cartoon character H. Ross Perot will apparently ditch... More >>

  • Baked Alaska Airlines

    published May 18, 2000

    Illustrtation by Bob AulYou're better off scarfing down a McDonald's Big Mac, French fries and a strawberry sundae than you are eating airline... More >>

  • Chill With Hill

    published May 11, 2000

    CHILL WITH HILL In a Jose Cuervo Especial Gold Tequila survey of 500 Americans of legal drinking age, first lady and would-be New York senator... More >>

  • Chill With Hill

    published May 11, 2000

    Illustration by Bob Aul In a Jose Cuervo Especial Gold Tequila survey of 500 Americans of legal drinking age, first lady and would-be New York... More >>

  • There's Always Room For Jello

    published May 4, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulDead Kennedys founder/spoken-word artiste Jello Biafra--whose quest to be the Green Party presidential nominee is being... More >>

  • Green With Anger

    published April 27, 2000

    One mans campaign to save a wetland More >>

  • It's the End of the World As You Know It, and I Don't Feel Fine

    published April 27, 2000

    How can Clockwork possibly get all worked up about Irvine's school tax, toll-road sponsorships and other stuff we had planned to write about... More >>

  • Cupboards Bare Jamboree

    published April 20, 2000

    Mustaches wont help underpaid Mouseketeers More >>

  • Camp Dick

    published April 20, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulIf you register your kid by April 19, you get a $10 early sign-up discount for the Richard Nixon Library and... More >>

  • Wavy Navy Gravy

    published April 13, 2000

    El Torosunderwater toxins spook Irvine More >>

  • Two-Faced

    published April 13, 2000

    Last episode ("A Clockwork Orange," March 24), we told you about Assemblyman Robert Pacheco's proposed Assembly Bill 1085: Drug-Free Mobile... More >>

  • Bigger Than the Beatles

    published March 30, 2000

    UC Irvine professor Jon Wieners fight for John Lennons FBI file reveals something ugly about democracy in America More >>

  • Going Mobile

    published March 30, 2000

    Illustration by Bob Aul Ryan the intern came over to the Clockwork desk on March 14 and said, "Hey, Clockwork, quit licking that and take a... More >>

  • Wrestling Tryouts

    published March 23, 2000

    Thirty masked freedom fighters on March 9 broke up a highly controversial and suspicious gathering on Orange Unified School District grounds: a... More >>

  • Law and Odor

    published March 16, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulJudge John M. Watson on Feb. 23 shitcanned his controversial rule that his bailiff be notified if any witness or party... More >>

  • Doc Holiday

    published March 9, 2000

    Illustration by Bob Aul The UC Irvine fertility doctor who fled the country to avoid prosecution maintained his innocence during a Feb. 19... More >>

  • Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something With a 30 Share

    published March 2, 2000

    Illustration by Bob Aul Global capitalization. The U.S. presidential race. El Toro International Airport. Mere squabbles compared to the most... More >>

  • Garry Quite Contrary

    published February 24, 2000

    Past catches up with OC CoastKeeper Brown More >>

  • Tickle Me, Elmo

    published February 24, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulA couple of hours after El Modena High School's Gay-Straight Alliance held its first meeting on Feb. 9, students clashed... More >>

  • Globaloney

    published February 17, 2000

    Rohrabacher torches latest global-warming report More >>

  • Sexless in the City

    published February 17, 2000

    I think its just the way Orange County is More >>

  • Cesar Salud

    published February 17, 2000

    The state Senate voted 23-0 on Jan. 31 for a state holiday honoring late civil-rights leader Cesar Chavez. All Republican senators abstained.... More >>

  • Human Waste Project

    published February 10, 2000

    Local official disputes report saying he knew people poop polluted Aliso Creek More >>

  • Crisis in the Mosh Pit

    published February 10, 2000

    Photo by Jack GouldConfronted by his chops-licking Republican presidential challengers, surprising third-place Iowa finisher Alan "Puffy" Keyes... More >>

  • Coming Clean

    published February 3, 2000

    By Bob Aul Recent revelations that the networks inserted anti-drug storylines into television scripts in exchange for government cut-backs... More >>

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